Random Thoughts

Nugget was lying on our bed the other day talking about the baby in Miss Beckie's belly. He was asking a ton of questions about babies, how they are born, etc.. After going through a long explanation about how he once was a baby in Mommy's belly he asked how he got out. Uh. "The doctor cut a line in Mommy's belly and pulled you out" was the only reply I could think of that would make sense to a 3.5 year old. He leaned over me with a very serious look on his face and said "With a pizza cutter?"

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My job is forcing me to move offices this weekend. I've been at the firm for 6 years and during that time I've occupied 7 spaces in 2 cities. I have no issue moving, it's just the drama that surrounds the move. I'm a pack rat, and I've got tons of shit in my office. Being the only IT person in this office I've accumulated a lot of junk. I know I should throw most of it out, or recycle it, but I'm just too lazy. Luckily, I've got movers coming to move me so I guess I'll sort it all out while they are here. I get a kick out of ordering around sweaty men in uniform.

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Beck has still not had her baby. We've attempted to smoke him out with Don Pablo's goodness and still no baby boy. After all the trouble this boy has given his mother he better be on the short list for beatification.

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I'm really sick of Sarah Palin. I'd like to send her a big piece of shut-the-fuck-up with a side of you're-a-bimbo-and-he-only-picked-you-because-you-have-a-vagina.

Have a great weekend!